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Pro Tips with Wayne Diamante: Blind dates and the impending insect invasion
If you’re reading this, I congratulate you on surviving January 2014, the coldest month in the history of everything. Your prize, you hearty few, is the warm…
Pro Tips with Wayne Diamante: 2014 predictions
Happy New Year from Pro-Tips with Wayne Diamante! As I sit composing this, gazing through the southern window of my Alpine writing chalet, it’s hard to envision 2014 with the sort of clarity I like to have when making the advanced predictions and concise pronouncements I’m known for. Until recently, I’d had on loan a […]
Pro Tips with Wayne Diamante: Lifetime Network fan fiction and restroom stage fright
Season’s Greetings dear friends! It looks like it’s “that time of the month” for Little Village — the time for Pro-Tips with Wayne Diamante! My goodness there’s…
Pro Tips with Wayne Diamante: Koala stink patches and other animal delights
Welcome to your latest installment of Pro-Tips! This issue, renowned falconer and cheetah jockey, Wayne Diamante, answers his readers’ questions regarding the…
Pro Tips with Wayne Diamante: Back to school edition
WELCOME TO YOUR “BACK TO SCHOOL” EDITION of Pro-Tips with Wayne Diamante! I hope you all had terrific summer vacations, internships, voluntary rehabilitations and work release programs. I myself have just returned from vacation in the Old South, and … well, I’ah do declare the splendor of the Savannah airport’s Paula Deen souvenir display is […]
Pro-Tips: Celebrating one year with Wayne
Welcome to the first anniversary edition of Pro-Tips! It’s been a wild year, hasn’t it? I feel like I’ve probably had a pretty big impact in the lives of my readers and I’d like to take the opportunity to thank all of you for taking the time to better yourselves by reading what I have […]
Pro Tips with Wayne Diamante
Home stereo equipment expert and noted celebrity juice-machine huckster Wayne Diamante is once again at your service in this edition of PRO-TIPS, starring Wayne Diamante!
Pro Tips: Cleanliness is Godliness
For over six months, Wayne Diamante has been the name you trust when it comes to money matters; tampon advice; which brand of hip replacement is best; dealing with the neighbor’s cat problem; measuring the distance between hello and second base and countless other bits of human drama and plan-B scenarios.
Pro Tips: Put turds in, get turds out – turning it around for 2013
Tolerated misanthrope and bathrobe aficionado, Wayne Diamante, scours his pots and pans for answers to his readers’ questions in this installment of Pro Tips with Wayne Diamante. Actually, not so much this week. In any event, if you’ve got questions, Wayne has dishes, so send them on over internetwerk to askwaynediamante@gmail.com. Hello friends, happy 2013! […]
Pro Tips: Try to Remember the Reason for the Season: HOBBITS
Wayne Diamante, accurate marksman and distinguished recipient of his third-grade class’ Clean Hands and Face award draws his rifle and takes aim at questions tougher than your mom’s turkey in this Holiday No-Man’s Land edition of PRO-TIPS with Wayne Diamante. Maybe you’re trying to litigate your way out of insurance fraud, or perhaps you were […]
Pro Tips: Diamante is a Girl’s Best Friend
Wayne Diamante, MacArthur recognized success consultant and acclaimed limerick impresario tackles meaty enquiries with succulence and vegan panache in this week’s PRO-TIPS with Wayne Diamante. Maybe you’re struggling with a difficult toddler, or trying to manage an aging parent’s finances. Perhaps you’re just looking for a tolerably good plastic surgeon and a get-away driver; Wayne […]

