Wayne Diamante, actor, director and best-selling author of DIY parenting books like Orphan Selection and Rearing Practices and the triple-platinum hardcover autobiography Poopy Diapers: Who Gives a Shit?, answers his readers’ questions in yet another installment of Pro-Tips with Wayne Diamante. Do you have a question, concern or grievance you’d like addressed in an online and/or print publication? Send […]
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Pro Tips with Wayne Diamante: Home marketing nightmares and figure skating scandals
Pro Tips with Wayne Diamante: Blind dates and the impending insect invasion
Pro Tips with Wayne Diamante: 2014 predictions

Happy New Year from Pro-Tips with Wayne Diamante! As I sit composing this, gazing through the southern window of my Alpine writing chalet, it’s hard to envision 2014 with the sort of clarity I like to have when making the advanced predictions and concise pronouncements I’m known for. Until recently, I’d had on loan a […]
Pro Tips with Wayne Diamante: Lifetime Network fan fiction and restroom stage fright
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Pro Tips with Wayne Diamante: Koala stink patches and other animal delights
Pro Tips with Wayne Diamante: Back to school edition

WELCOME TO YOUR “BACK TO SCHOOL” EDITION of Pro-Tips with Wayne Diamante! I hope you all had terrific summer vacations, internships, voluntary rehabilitations and work release programs. I myself have just returned from vacation in the Old South, and … well, I’ah do declare the splendor of the Savannah airport’s Paula Deen souvenir display is […]
Pro-Tips: Celebrating one year with Wayne
Pro Tips: Children, cover your ears
Pro Tips: Wayne is risen

Candles illuminate an intimate setting. Wayne, turban bedecked and bejeweled, sits at the head of a small, mid-century modern kitchenette table surrounded by powerful businessmen and Croatian supermodels. They hold hands and quietly chant “Cadbury, Cadbury, Cadbury … ” Wayne reads ancient incantations in languages lost to all but the most esoteric necromancers. A chill […]