Wayne Diamante, actor, director and best-selling author of DIY parenting books like Orphan Selection and Rearing Practices and the triple-platinum hardcover autobiography Poopy Diapers: Who Gives a Shit?, answers his readers’ questions in yet another installment of Pro-Tips with Wayne Diamante. Do you have a question, concern or grievance you’d like addressed in an online and/or print publication? Send
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Pro Tips with Wayne Diamante: Home marketing nightmares and figure skating scandals
Wayne diamante, author of Sticky Situations: Choosing the right Solvent for Hypothetical Emergency Scenarios and Mayonnaise: How much is…
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Pro Tips with Wayne Diamante: Blind dates and the impending insect invasion
If you’re reading this, I congratulate you on surviving January 2014, the coldest month in the history of everything. Your prize, you hearty few, is the warm…
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Pro Tips with Wayne Diamante: 2014 predictions
Happy New Year from Pro-Tips with Wayne Diamante! As I sit composing this, gazing through the southern window of my Alpine writing chalet, it’s hard to envision 2014 with the sort of clarity I like to have when making the advanced predictions and concise pronouncements I’m known for. Until recently, I’d had on loan a […]
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Pro Tips with Wayne Diamante: Lifetime Network fan fiction and restroom stage fright
Season’s Greetings dear friends! It looks like it’s “that time of the month” for Little Village — the time for Pro-Tips with Wayne Diamante! My goodness there’s…
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Pro Tips with Wayne Diamante: Golden Coral, shotguns, David Pogue and more
Welcome to your autumn edition of Pro-Tips with me, Wayne Diamante! I can’t get enough crisp country air and apple picking, leaf raking, duck hunting, gutter cleaning…
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Pro Tips with Wayne Diamante: Koala stink patches and other animal delights
Welcome to your latest installment of Pro-Tips! This issue, renowned falconer and cheetah jockey, Wayne Diamante, answers his readers’ questions regarding the…
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Pro Tips with Wayne Diamante: Back to school edition
WELCOME TO YOUR “BACK TO SCHOOL” EDITION of Pro-Tips with Wayne Diamante! I hope you all had terrific summer vacations, internships, voluntary rehabilitations and work release programs. I myself have just returned from vacation in the Old South, and … well, I’ah do declare the splendor of the Savannah airport’s Paula Deen souvenir display is […]
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Pro-Tips: Celebrating one year with Wayne
Welcome to the first anniversary edition of Pro-Tips! It’s been a wild year, hasn’t it? I feel like I’ve probably had a pretty big impact in the lives of my readers and I’d like to take the opportunity to thank all of you for taking the time to better yourselves by reading what I have […]
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Pro Tips: Children, cover your ears
Wayne Diamante, corporation and permanent UN Security Council member, answers his readers’ questions in this week’s PRO TIPS with Wayne Diamante. If you have a question you’d like answered send it to…
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Pro Tips: Wayne is risen
Candles illuminate an intimate setting. Wayne, turban bedecked and bejeweled, sits at the head of a small, mid-century modern kitchenette table surrounded by powerful businessmen and Croatian supermodels. They hold hands and quietly chant “Cadbury, Cadbury, Cadbury … ” Wayne reads ancient incantations in languages lost to all but the most esoteric necromancers. A chill […]
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Pro Tips with Wayne Diamante
Home stereo equipment expert and noted celebrity juice-machine huckster Wayne Diamante is once again at your service in this edition of PRO-TIPS, starring Wayne Diamante!
