(via Wonkette) It has been some time since we have checked in on the work of Breitbart journalist de excellence Sad Lee Stranahan and his continued…
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Wire: Fox News psychiatrist Keith Ablow Quacksplains: We elected Obama because we are hijacked captives, obviously
(via Wonkette) Greetings, fellow captives. Have you been asking yourself…
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Wire: Dozens of neo-confederates plan rally to save Southern whiteness
(via Wonkette) Our good Tennessee blogfriend Southern Beale sends us a tip about a rally — if you can call something attended by “the tens not hundreds…
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Wire: Secession is the new orange, which is the new black: Maryland edition
(via Wonkette) Man, what is it with Republicans whining about not getting everything they want, up to and including a pony for their birthday and a tiara…
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Wire: Fox’s Eric Bolling has innovative idea: Save money by encouraging prison suicides
(via Wonkette) We weren’t planning to do anything on Ariel Castro’s suicide, because really, “horrible person kills self” is just not brimming with comedic possibilities…
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Neverending nice time: Aussie PM Kevin Rudd smacks down bible guy on gay marriage
(via Wonkette) Can we just say how totally in love we are with Australia’s Prime Minister Kevin Rudd this morning? Faced with a question/provocation from…
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Liz Cheney Is ‘not pro-gay marriage’; is, however, world’s worst sister
Wyoming sure seems like a nice place. Lots of open space and fresh air — and a real nice Republican Senate primary about who hates gays the very most. Sen…
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Wire: Georgia Insurance Commissioner proudly explains how he’s screwing up Obamacare to help everyone
(via Wonkette) Ralph Hudgens, the insurance commissioner for the great state of Georgia, recently bragged to a meeting of Republicans, “Let me tell you…
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Wire: Pennsylvania GOP governor logically compares gay people to dumb little children
(via Wonkette) Pennsylvania Republican Governor Tom Corbett is not a happy man. He is bound and determined to stop a county-level municipal employee from…
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Laura Ingraham Frets: Liberals are trying to act like Martin Luther King was some liberal or something
(via Wonkette) Amoebic dysentery vector Laura Ingraham celebrated the 50th anniversary of the March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom yesterday…
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Wire: Missouri State Legislator nabbed with marijuana, may also listen to BeBop, cavort with hussies
(via Wonkette) A Missouri state representative was arrested Sunday for possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia. Rep. Jeremy LaFaver…
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Senator Tom Coburn: Obama is my friend, let’s IMPEACH!
(via Wonkette) Well, kids, since it has been about five whole seconds since some Republican said President Obama should be impeached, it’s about that time again. Who is impeachsplaining at us today? Why, it’s Oklahoma Sen. Tom Coburn (no, not that spackle-brained dick weasel Oklahoma senator, but the other one). And why are we IMPEACH!ing the president today? Is it for presidenting while black? Or IRSgate? Or that new puppy? No! It is because of a new standard Sen. Coburn just discovered (read: invented) that did not exist in the era of George W. Bush but it is now a high crime and misdemeanor.
