(via Wonkette) You know how San Diego Mayor Bob “Dirty Old Man” Filner is, like, the creepiest mayor what ever mayored and sexually harassed three four ALL…
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Wire: Fox News accidentally sends that Muslim’s Jesus book to number one
(via Wonkette) Yesterday, we were among the nine million blogs that couldn’t believe that insanely hostile interview on Fox in which Fox’s Lauren Green kept…
Wire: Fox News wants to know who let some muslim write a Jesus book
(via Wonkette) Here is Fox News host Lauren Green doing what Fox News does best, channeling Fox News viewers’ mouth-breathing xenophobia into…
Wire: Steve King explains how Steve King is Jesus
It seems like it was just yesterday we were writing about Steve King, probably because it was just yesterday we were writing about Steve King. So yesterday King doubled down on his whole drug mules with cantaloupe calves thing after people were like WTF really? Today, Steve King went in front of the House to […]
Wire: North Carolina GOP will improve vote security by making sure no one can vote
(via Wonkette) In a cascade of cynical ratfuckery that absolutely nobody could have predicted when the SCOTUS gutted the Voting Rights Act a month ago…
Green Party convention kicks off today in Iowa City
The Green Party’s 2013 Annual National Meeting kicks off today at the Iowa Memorial Union. Party members from across the country will be using the space from July 25 – 28, taking part in workshops, panels and planning sessions as the party gears up for the 2014 midterm election season. A number of Green candidates […]
Elizabeth Warren yells at banks again, because it is a day
(via Wonkette) Today was just like any other day in that we woke up thinking, “Can we love Elizabeth Warren more today than we did yesterday, given that she is one of a tiny handful of people who seems not only committed to putting the banks in their place but also sufficiently empowered, politically, intellectually, and otherwise, to do so?”
Wire: Sen. Roger Wicker: Why is science so mean to poor climate-change deniers?
(via Wonkette) Mississippi Sen. Roger Wicker (R – Buried Tire Fire) just wants to know why, in this mean old world, we can’t all get along. Perhaps tired of only coming…
Wire: Ross Douthat is sure you sinners can just go to Europe or a blue state for your abortions
(via Wonkette) As you’ve watched the Texas Handmaids’ Tale- style abortion restrictions go into effect, we bet you’ve been wishin’ and hopin’ and…
Wire: Texas deathtrap roller coaster company will investigate itself, for freedom
(via Wonkette) “With No Safety Oversight, Six Flags Will Investigate Roller Coaster Death Itself,” says a U.S. News headline that we totally could have written. Does it…
Wire: Let’s Not Educate Our Kids Anymore, Suggests Genius Utah Senator
(via Wonkette) As we are sure you know, those laboratories of democracy have been very busy lately forcing women to have children against their will. But one…
Wire: Entire city of Boston de-balled
(via Wonkette) Everyone is up in arms over this Rolling Stone magazine that seems to be the cover art from an album by some exciting young folk musician. Especially up in Boston. What, did he say Aerosmith sucks or something? Let us read about this guy and his awesome brand of…oooooh, we get it.

