Poor Michele Bachmann needs a hug. She called the reopening of the federal government after a two week shutdown “a very sad day,” because mean old Barack…
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Texas Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst finds campaign issue, calls for Obama impeachment
At a Tea Party meeting Monday night at a Lutheran church in Fort Worth, Texas Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst, who is running for re-election, called for the impeachment…
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Kentucky State Representatives: If these ladies were embarrassed by harassment, why’d they go and tell everyone, huh?
As surely as the leaves must change and the birds must fly south…
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Nice Time: Cory Booker is a better human than any of us edition
We know some of you beloved Terrible Ones have a huge raging throbbing hate-on for Newark mayor and New Jersey’s next senator, Cory Booker. You are all like waaaaah, banks! We get it. (Actually, we don’t really get it. But we guess the 27-year-old us who voted for Nader kind of gets it? Nope, still not getting […]
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Wire: Shutdown Saga Maybe Possibly Coming To An End, Ha Ha, Just Kidding Dummies
Shutdown day 11! Hope you have been getting your Government Shutdown Bonus Card stamped every day, because 12 shutdown days earns you one free voter…
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Wire: If This South Carolina Rep. doesn’t pay his bills, why should the U.S. Government?
South Carolina Congresscritter Mick Mulvaney is one of several Republicans who are very certain that allowing the October 17th debt limit deadline to pass would…
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Glenn Beck has a scoop that will completely blow your mind this time for sure, once he tells you, hey come back!
America, are you ready to be amazed and astonished, not to mention completely blown away, shocked, and possibly even vajazzled?
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Wire: Arizona legislator will stop ‘De Fuhrer’ Obama from sending parks and monuments to gas chambers
Arizona state Rep. Brenda Barton is not going to stand for the Nazi tactics of Nazi Barack Hussein Obamanazi and his Nazi government shutdown Park Service…
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Wire: John Boehner may have to murder economy after all to save the economy
Never mind those hints of reasonableness last week; John Boehner is back on the Tough Talk Trail now, and said this weekend that unless President Obama makes…
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Wire: Texas Rep. Randy Neugebauer finds park ranger responsible for shutdown, gives her what for
http://youtu.be/v5Du5FHBQ-w After voting to shut down the government as part of the Republican attempt to defund or delay the Affordable Care Act, Texas congresscritter Randy Neugebauer sought out a Park Service Ranger to yell at Wednesday, telling her she should be ashamed for partly shutting down the World War II memorial whose funding he voted to block […]
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Wire: Harry Reid won’t negotiate, won’t cure childhood cancer, won’t quit being awesome
So far this has been a week of shaking our heads at flop-sweating Republicans twisting themselves into rhetorical pretzels as they try to explain why this…
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Wire: ‘Unskewed Polls’ guy figures that since Obama is gay, he’s probably not a Muslim
Our friends at Talking Points Memo think it’s news that Dean Chambers, the delusional data debaucher who gave the world “Unskewed Polls” to prove that Mitt…
