Just in case anyone was wondering whether the hierarchy was listening when New Pope said that stuff about ratcheting back the whole culture war agenda, here’s…
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Wire: According to Ted Nugent, Ted Nugent is your new Rosa Parks, America
When you think about Ted Nugent, what do you think about? A litany of failed TV shows? A dude stone cold spewing some racist bullshit? Naw, mang. You…
Wire: Fox’s Jon Stossel applies science to Obamacare, says ladies should pay more since they’re always faking it
Fox Business Network’s resident Libertarian troll John Stossel dropped by the Murdoch Morning Mishegas today to explain to human snot otter Steve Doocy that…
Wire: Missouri Supreme Court denies survivor benefits because Missouri wouldn’t let state trooper get married
Well, golly, here we were getting all optimistic about all those nice-time stories about how same-sex marriages aren’t exactly destroying the fabric of society, and then…
Wire: Sandra Day O’Connor does gay wedding at Supreme Court, republic still stands
Retired Justice Sandra Day O’Connor presided over the wedding of Jeffrey Trammell and Stuart Serkin at the Supreme Court in Washington DC Tuesday. O’Connor…
Wire: Federal judge murders worst part of Texas abortion law, remaining parts still terrible
A federal judge has ruled one part of Texas’s terrible abortion law unconstitutional and partially blocked another part. The worst provision, which required all…
Wire: Saudi ladies first people in history to use Rosa Parks analogy correctly
You know when someone is a Men’s Rights Activist, or when someone is Ted Yoho, and they are all up in Rosa Parks’s business claiming the mantle of Civil Rights…
Wire: Ted Nugent to help Republican’s race for Texas Ag Commissioner, Obama rodeo clown unavailable we guess
Ted Nugent is bringing his political know-how to the contest for Texas Agriculture Commission, accepting the positions of co-chair and treasurer for former state Rep…
Wire: Pat Robertson can’t believe this terrible mother can’t even heal son’s deafness through prayer
Hey ladies, how are you screwing up your children today? Are you smothering them? You are probably smothering them. Are you neglecting them, with your…
Wire: Pope Suspends Bishop For Pimpin’ It Too Hard, Yo
Pope Francis I has suspended Bishop Franz-Peter Tebartz-van Elst of Limburg for pimping out his official residence like some kind of Romish rap star, at a cost estimated to be […]
Wire: New Jersey Senate loser Steve Lonegan would have won if it weren’t for that darn government shutdown
There’s a very simple explanation for why Steve Lonegan lost last week’s special election for U.S. Senate to Cory Booker: The government shutdown. OK, that, and…
Wire: Weather Channel founder says polar bears doing great because Eskimos stopped being savages
In a chat with paid climate change deniers on the San Diego TV station where he now works as a weatherman, Weather Channel founder John Coleman insisted…