Texas Lt. Gov
“This election is about protecting you and your freedoms, which are given to you by God, but which are being trampled on by Barack Obama right now,” Dewhurst said. — photo by Callie Richmond

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At a Tea Party meeting Monday night at a Lutheran church in Fort Worth, Texas Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst, who is running for re-election, called for theย impeachment of President Barack Obama.ย This is now apparently something that lieutenant governors now have a say in.

โ€œThis election is about protecting you and your freedoms, which are given to you by God, but which are being trampled on by Barack Obama right now. I donโ€™t know about you, but Barack Obama ought to be impeached,โ€ he declared to hearty applause. โ€œNot only for trampling on our liberties, but what he did in Benghazi is just a crime.โ€

After Dewhurst and other candidates spoke, the crowd was treated to a talk on how scary Muslims have infiltrated the U.S. Government, and then they rounded out the evening by threatening to beat up the only reporter in attendance, because lamestream media.

Dewhurst later elaborated on his case against Obama, outlining for theย Texas Observerย some very specific charges of freedom-trampling:

โ€œI think this president, Barack Obama, has disregarded federal law. Heโ€™s tried to do things which are not authorized under federal law, such as with immigration, such as not following our federal drug laws,โ€ he told the Observer. โ€œHeโ€™s created winners and losers out of Obamacare where he has no authority, such as allowing for the unions and big businesses to postpone their mandates for a year.โ€

Also, Benghazi, where Dewhurst is convinced that Obama watched every detail of the attack as it happened, giggled, and refused to send help. The Observer links toย reportsย debunking that caricature, bless their hopeful hearts, as if a mere State Department investigation counted for anything.

Other candidates for Loot Goober were at the meeting to snipe at Dewhurst and each other, and one, state Sen. Dan Patrick, proved his independence or petulance (same thing for these guys) by stepping away from the group of candidates at the front of the church and standing by himself in a corner.

After the candidates were finished, Cathie Adams, the head of the Texas Eagle Forum (aka the Phyllis Schlafly fangirl fapclub), gave a lecture on the dangerous Muslims who are taking over America right now. Adams, you may recall, is the scholar who discovered that marijuana willย fry your brains and make you a Marxistย like Obama, and more recently warned thatย immigration reform will literally usher in the End Times.ย At Mondayโ€™s meeting, she explained how adherents of Islam, founded by the โ€œilliterate Arab, Mohammed,โ€ have their hooks in U.S. America, and passed on her dead certainty thatย Grover Norquistย and CIA Directorย John Brennanย are both Sekrit Muslims. The crowd ate it up, andย Texas Observerย reporter Christopher Hooks noted that several in the audience โ€œwere visibly or audibly moved by the threat facing their country,โ€ including one gentleman who asked one of the candidates after the meeting, โ€œHow are we going to keep the Muslims out of Austin?โ€

Following the meeting, Hooks,ย the only reporter at the event, got a personal serving of Tea Party Free Speech:

A tall, burly, bald man, younger than most in attendance, started hovering around me. He seemed agitated. He disappeared momentarily, then emerged from the church with a similarly proportioned friend.

โ€œYouโ€™re done,โ€ he said. โ€œYouโ€™re done.โ€ He grabbed me by the shoulders and pushed me toward the parking lot where my car was parked. When I protested, the heavy, bald man urged me to โ€œtake a swing,โ€ then called me a โ€œwhiner.โ€ I said that it generally wasnโ€™t a good idea to muscle out members of the press, regardless of their affiliation, and his friend yelled: โ€œIs that a threat? Are you threatening us?โ€

โ€œNah, heโ€™s not threatening us,โ€ said the burly guy. โ€œHeโ€™s just a whiner.โ€ Then he snapped a picture of my license plate, and they watched as I drove away.

Yr Wonkette salutes the noble press watchdogs who stand on guard against the lies of the liberal media. Isnโ€™t there a song about how tomorrow belongs to them?

[Texas Observer]

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