Holy Cats! As many of you now know, I’ve spent the last several months as a guest of the Cuban government for reasons that are cloudy at best. Anyhoo, I’m […]
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Pro Tips with Wayne Diamante: A glimpse of 2017
People! Folks: Let me tell you — I have to tell you this: This Wayne Diamante character, he’s a total FRAUD! It’s true. I believe it’s true. Turns out, he’s […]
Pro Tips with Wayne Diamante: On surviving public shaming
Dear Wayne, It seems like there have been quite a few public shamings in the news lately. How do these people bounce back when faced with crushing personal defeats on […]
Pro Tips with Wayne Diamante: How to stay safe online
Dear Wayne, I think I may be the subject of an identity theft. My email and Facebook accounts have been hacked and strange charges are showing up on my credit […]
Pro Tips with Wayne Diamante: Embrace the summertime adventures
Welcome to your Fun in the Sun edition of Pro Tips, with me, Wayne Diamante! Summer is in full swing, and that means it’s time again for cookouts, park and […]
Pro Tips with Wayne Diamante: Pompous circumstance
(Graduation March plays; assembly stands; Wayne mounts the podium and, after a pause, indicates that everyone remain standing) Greetings, class of 2016. I have a number of these keynote thingydingys […]
Pro Tips with Wayne Diamante: Guided by the Donald
Howdy there, Pro Tippers! Springtime is here and for many people that means it’s time to shed some of that winter weight and buff up for swimsuit season. Sadly, each […]
Pro Tips with Wayne Diamante: Where to camp and what to wear at the 2016 Mission Creek Festival
Dear Wayne, I’ll be attending the Mission Creek Festival this year and I’m wondering if you can provide me with some tips for finding reasonably priced accommodation near downtown. Thanks, […]
Pro Tips with Wayne Diamante: Your Mission Creek survival guide
If you’re reading this, then you’ve survived the Ides; welcome to your Pro Tips for March 2016! This is the first installment in a series focused on tips for ensuring […]
Pro Tips with Wayne Diamante: 2016 predictions
In the cold isolation of the 21st century, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse ride roughshod over the ashes of civilization delivering endless war, famine and whatever the other two […]
Pro Tips with Wayne Diamante: Surviving Thanksgiving
Welcome to your Thanksgiving edition of Pro Tips! It’s time to unbuckle the belt another notch and belly-up to a steaming pile of cran-something, crispy gizzards and don’t forget auntie […]
Pro Tips with Wayne Diamante: Halloween is serious business
Muahaha! Welcome to your Pro Tips from beyond the grave! I hope you’re ready for a bootiful All Hallows’ Eve, my pretties. This month’s Pro Tips is focused on questions […]