Oh, those high-living Obamas are up to their early-viewing tyranny again. In 2012 Michelle stoled all the Downton Abbeys, and now Barack Obama has muscled…
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Bob Jones University has way of shutting that year-long sex abuse study down
Nothing looks the least bit suspicious about this, right? Back in January 2013, fundamentalist Pod-People incubator Bob Jones University in Greenville…
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Wonkette: Maybe we should have given Mitt Romney more credit for saving the SLC Olympics, we guess, maybe
Are you following the failboat that is the Sochi Olympic readiness thus far? Journalists have arrived to super fun neato things like their phones being hacked…
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Wonkette: Gun guy Larry Pratt wonders why our blacks can’t just sing and be happy like the African ones
arry Pratt, the descriptively named executive director of Gun Owners of America, has figured out how to improve The Blacks in America: In a recent radio interview…
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Wonkette: Texas voter ID law will work just fine except for 200,000 people in one county
Nobody needs to worry about Texas’s new voter ID law — at least, nobody except for the god-knows-how many people who end up in long lines while poll…
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Wire: Hero DEA head rejects Obama’s embrace of pot, science, jazz
At an annual meeting of sheriffs last week, Michele Leonhart, head of the Drug Enforcement Agency, reportedly “slammed” Barack Obama’s recent impassioned…
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Wire: Ohio politician is 10,000th local Republican officeholder to email racist joke, wins big prize
This will probably come as a big surprise to regular readers of the Wonkette: A minor Republican elected official has gotten himself in the news for sending…
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Wire: Louie Gohmert knows why god sent him to congress: To keep single moms from getting welfare
Oh, Louie Gohmert, you are just the greatest gift to political laughter we have ever seen. Thank goodness for your dedication to keeping the poors in their place. And…
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Wire: Airplane baby-slapper sentenced to eight months in Federal prison, still not racist at all
So here is a tale of justice of sorts: Joe Rickey Hundley, the former executive from Idaho who slapped a crying toddler on a Delta flight as it was on approach to…
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Wire: Mike Huckabee explains how taking dead girl off life support is like forced abortions in Auschwitz
By now you probably know the sad, awful story of Jahi McMath, the Oakland, California 13-year-old who suffered complications after a complex tonsillectomy…
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Wire: A round of applause, if you will, for Wendy Davis, your 2013 state legislative badass
And now we have arrived at the Awards Show portion of your New Year’s Eve, O my Wonkers. First big award, for outstanding achievement in the field…
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2013: The Year Jan Brewer Got Back On Her Meds
There are some Republicans who are dicks, sure, but who are not insane people. (This is why you will be saying hello to President Chris Christie three years and change from now. Yes yes, we know, now go and have yourselves your morning gin.) Until this year, Arizona Governatrix Jan Brewer had not been one of […]
