(via Wonkette) In a cascade of cynical ratfuckery that absolutely nobody could have predicted when the SCOTUS gutted the Voting Rights Act a month ago…
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Wire: Sen. Roger Wicker: Why is science so mean to poor climate-change deniers?
(via Wonkette) Mississippi Sen. Roger Wicker (R – Buried Tire Fire) just wants to know why, in this mean old world, we can’t all get along. Perhaps tired of only coming…
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Wire: Ross Douthat is sure you sinners can just go to Europe or a blue state for your abortions
(via Wonkette) As you’ve watched the Texas Handmaids’ Tale- style abortion restrictions go into effect, we bet you’ve been wishin’ and hopin’ and…
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Wire: Texas deathtrap roller coaster company will investigate itself, for freedom
(via Wonkette) “With No Safety Oversight, Six Flags Will Investigate Roller Coaster Death Itself,” says a U.S. News headline that we totally could have written. Does it…
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Wire: Let’s Not Educate Our Kids Anymore, Suggests Genius Utah Senator
(via Wonkette) As we are sure you know, those laboratories of democracy have been very busy lately forcing women to have children against their will. But one…
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Wire: Entire city of Boston de-balled
(via Wonkette) Everyone is up in arms over this Rolling Stone magazine that seems to be the cover art from an album by some exciting young folk musician. Especially up in Boston. What, did he say Aerosmith sucks or something? Let us read about this guy and his awesome brand of…oooooh, we get it.
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Wire: Terrible Zimmerman juror finds sense of shame, drops book deal
(via Wonkette) One of the Zimmerman trial’s fastest cases of instant celebrity has come and (we hope?) gone in the space of a single day, and “Juror B37″ can…
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Wire: Michele Bachman wants to spank Obama, grab his magic wand
(via Wonkette) Minnesota performance artist Michele Bachmann sat down with WND to explain how Congress needs to “spank the President” and take away his…
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Wire: George Zimmerman Acquitted, Satire Not Yet Possible
(via Wonkette) George Zimmerman has been found not guilty of second degree murder in the February 26, 2012 shooting of Trayvon Martin.
