(via Wonkette) A Houston man with no sense of humor is suing his former employer, a car dealership co-owned by Texas State Rep. Patricia Harless, after…
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Wire: Justice Department threatens to rap banks on wrist, again
(via Wonkette) Another day, another instance of bank wrongdoing, this is the world we live in! Or rather, this is the world we WOULD live in if banks were capable…
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Wire: No one can overtake Steve King in the race to the bottom of climate change stupidity
(via Wonkette) You just can’t beat Steve King (R-WTF) for sheer idiocy about climate change. For real, this guy is like the ninja master godking of stupid. You probably…
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Wire: Rush Limbaugh decides Valerie Jarrett did Benghazi, probably under telepathic orders from Bo the dog
(via Wonkette) The wingnut narrative on last year’s Benghazi attacks is starting to remind us of that Onion headline where all the Kennedy assassination…
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Wire: Illinois residents can sleep safer now that police have tased, beanbagged 95-year-old veteran to death
(via Wonkette) Did you feel as though an intangible but perceptible cloud of safety and serenity descended on your community sometime last week? Probably this is…
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Wire: Men’s rights activists invite men to ‘stand their ground’ against uppity women, what could possibly be wrong with that?
(via Wonkette) You know how men are the real victims of domestic violence and…
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Wire: Creepy San Diego mayor only did sexual harassment to all those chicks ‘cause no one told him not to
(via Wonkette) You know how San Diego Mayor Bob “Dirty Old Man” Filner is, like, the creepiest mayor what ever mayored and sexually harassed three four ALL…
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Wire: Russia grants Snowden asylum, because it’s not like he is gay
(via Wonkette) Human Rorschach test Edward Snowden has left the Moscow airport transit zone where he’s lived since June 23, and is now in actual real Russia…
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Wire: Glenn Beck can’t wait for Rush Limbaugh memorials all over America
(via Wonkette) In yet another of his “I must share my random whims with the nation” moments, Glenn Beck wants America to know that he’s really cheesed off…
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Wire: Fox News accidentally sends that Muslim’s Jesus book to number one
(via Wonkette) Yesterday, we were among the nine million blogs that couldn’t believe that insanely hostile interview on Fox in which Fox’s Lauren Green kept…
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Wire: Fox News wants to know who let some muslim write a Jesus book
(via Wonkette) Here is Fox News host Lauren Green doing what Fox News does best, channeling Fox News viewers’ mouth-breathing xenophobia into…
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Wire: Steve King explains how Steve King is Jesus
It seems like it was just yesterday we were writing about Steve King, probably because it was just yesterday we were writing about Steve King. So yesterday King doubled down on his whole drug mules with cantaloupe calves thing after people were like WTF really? Today, Steve King went in front of the House to […]
