So Kansas is really on track to be the Most Terrible State of 2014, which is a competition we just invented. This is the fifth time we’ve had to write a…
Politics
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Wonkette: Fine, go ahead and crucify Bill O’Reilly. Not that he’s comparing himself to Jesus. He’s just saying!
Bill O’Reilly sat down with WaPo Witchay Woman Sally Quinn to discuss Bill O’Reilly as the avatar of Christian meekness and humility. Among other insights…
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Wonkette: Time traveling Obama — A brief review
Listen: Barack Obama has come unstuck in time. The evidence has been building for quite a while, since at least 2009, when he was being blamed for the TARP bank bailout program passed under George W. Bush. As his term progressed, it became clear that Obama was also responsible for the collapse of the housing bubble in 2007-08 and the resulting Great Recession…
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Poll: 81 percent of Iowans support medical marijuana
A poll released yesterday by Quinnipiac University shows that Iowans overwhelmingly support medical marijuana, despite holding unfavorable views toward its legalization for recreational use. When asked whether they “support or oppose allowing adults in Iowa to legally use marijuana for medical purposes if their doctor prescribes it,” 81 percent of Iowans say they support this […]
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Wonkette: Ted Cruz will ram missiles down Putin’s throat in a firm and manly way
Just in case you were worried that we hadn’t heard enough stupid ideas from the Git Tuff On Roosha wing of the GOP, Ted Cruz weighed in Monday with…
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Wonkette: Ten guys in Ohio turn out for worldwide ‘White Man March,’ narrowly avert white genocide
Saturday’s “worldwide” march to preserve white people from getting genocided by diversity had a slightly disappointing turnout, though we hear that a…
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Wonkette: Virginia Ku Klux Klan tired of being so misunderstood
The KKK just wants to be understood a bit better, as indicated by flyers they’ve left on people’s driveways in Chesterfield County, Virginia. You see, a lot of…
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Wonkette: Rand Paul would solve ukraine crisis by drilling everywhere for oil, because shut up is why
CPAC Straw Poll winner Rand Paul proved his serious leadership mojo Sunday, telling Fox News Sunday host Chris Wallace that if he were president, he…
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Wonkette: Alaska Pol will protect sacred grocery aisles from scourge Of Ms. Magazine
Oh, Alaska. What did we do before we knew of your weird ways, thrown into harsh illumination on the national stage thanks to half-term grifterbilly Sarah…
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Wonkette: Police chief cites fake news story as proof that weed kills
Bargain-rack Onion imitator The Daily Currant found its way into testimony given to the Maryland Senate Tuesday by Annapolis Police Chief Michael Pristoop…
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Wonkette: Nevada congressional candidate won’t ‘segregate’ gays by protecting them from discrimination
From the beautiful state of Nevada, we bring you the imaginative linguistic stylings of congressional candidate Cresent Hardy, a member of the state Assembly…
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Wonkette: Supreme Emperor Barack Obama demands advance copies of ‘Game Of Thrones,’ ‘True Detective’
Oh, those high-living Obamas are up to their early-viewing tyranny again. In 2012 Michelle stoled all the Downton Abbeys, and now Barack Obama has muscled…
