
Dang it, New Pope, you just keep being awesome, and saying stuff that makes us think you actually understand some of that Jesus stuff. For instance, thereโs the letter published in the Italian newspaper La Repubblica yesterday in response to some skeptical questions from its former editor Eugenio Scalfari. What kind of hellfire and damnation is this?
Expressing the belief that it was important for Christians to engage in โa sincere and rigorous dialogueโ with atheists, Francis recalled Scalfari had asked him whether God forgave those โwho do not believe and do not seek to believeโ.
โGiven โ and this is the fundamental thing โ that Godโs mercy has no limits, if He is approached with a sincere and repentant heart,โ the pope wrote, โthe question for those who do not believe in God is to abide by their own conscience. There is sin, also for those who have no faith, in going against oneโs conscience. Listening to it and abiding by it means making up oneโs mind about what is good and evil.โ
You keep that sort of thing up, and the Babtists are going to start accusing you of being a Unitarian or something.
The Guardian article also notes that New Popeโs public statements leave Vatican officialdom doing some theological ass-covering with โhe didnโt really mean thatโ clarifications, like the time in May when
relaxed remarks during a homily, which appeared to imply that non-believers could be โsavedโ if they did good, prompted a swift clarification from the Vatican that he meant nothing of the kind.
The pope had had โno intention of provoking a theological debate on the nature of salvationโ, it said, adding: โThey cannot be saved who, knowing the church as founded by Christ and necessary for salvation, would refuse to enter her or remain in her.โ
So who knows, maybe weโll be getting a similar โclarificationโ on this โhey man, follow your conscience, you know?โ stuff as well. Weโll admit we like fantasizing that conservatives in the Curia are filled with dread every time New Pope opens his mouth.
The other New Pope development is that heโs taking his own advice about priests not driving flashy cars to new levels; heโs apparently delighted with a gift from an Italian priest, Father Renzo Zocca, who
has given the pontiff his old Renault 4 which, all in white, is suitably papal and has 190,000 miles (300,000km) on the clock. Francis took a spin in it around the Vatican on Saturday.
โThe security staff next to me were very concerned because they understood that from now on heโll be going around the Vatican in my car,โ Zocca told the Catholic magazine Famiglia Cristiana. โAnyway, I also left him some snow chains in the boot. You never know.โ
Friendly words for atheists and an affinity for beat up old cars? Pretty impressive, New Pope. Now, if you could have a chat with a couple of bishops here in America, and explain to them that you are not cool with what theyโve been up to, we would really be impressed.
By Doktor Zoom


