Comics: Exploration trumps explanation in ‘Sex Criminals, Vol. 2’

Sex Criminals Issue 6
Sex Criminals is an enigmatic book. Flipping through the past eight issues, you can find a penis in a top hat, group sex, cum angels, a close-up of a dilated cervix, a self-defined “weird sex ghost,” tentacle porn and dildo fights. The cover of issue twelve boasts that Sex Criminals is occasionally banned on iTunes and Android because of “the fluids.” It’s willfully juvenile — a 14 year old’s id has run amok and doodled dicks and butts and breasts all over the place. It should, if anything, be no more than a lark; it certainly shouldn’t be one of the best books, comic or otherwise, of the decade.

But here we are. Writer Matt Fraction, husband of Bitch Planet and Pretty Deadly writer Kelly Sue Deconnick, is wise to wrap the early issues around his relatively simple protagonists, Jon and Suzie, while unravelling the basic plot: Jon and Suzie, along with most of the characters in Sex Criminals, stop time when they orgasm. Suzie calls this stopped-time The Quiet. Jon calls it Cumworld. The Sex Police, led by a lady named Kegelface, want to regulate Cumworld (aka “The Quiet).

There’s some thematic resonance in this back-matter description, but the book wouldn’t shine without the quiet moments. When OB/GYN Robert Rainbow catches his parents in a BDSM scene, for instance, the moment isn’t interesting because it’s lurid — one of the effects of all the supernatural sex stuff is that all of the actual sex and fetish business becomes normalized — but because it opens up to a vulnerable conversation and raises the broader question of how what we’ve experienced affects who we are.

Here’s my confession: I was raised Baptist. The rules about sex were odd, but clear: masturbation was only a sin if you had impure thoughts while doing it, same with handjobs; oral and anal sex were sodomy, i.e. bad and not intercourse; intercourse outside of marriage was of course a sin, but the act of intercourse made you and your partner married, so the sin was actually with the second act of fornication rather than first; pornography was alright as long as you didn’t fantasize about the people on screen, though it still contributed to the pornography industry, which was only acceptable as long as you were doing it to convert unbelievers under the will and guidance of The Lord Thy God. I had all of these rules memorized as surely as John 3:16. I thought about them, turned them over, analyzed and concocted and argued with them, usually at night while I watched scrambled porn on the small TV in my room, convinced that the convex static I saw there was definitely a nipple. I was raised under the impression that sex was highly regulated, confusing, arousing and private.

Sex Criminals, to the extent that it’s actually about sex, captures and disabuses this notion as well as anything. But Sex Criminals isn’t a self-help book, or an advice column, or a meditation on sex. It’s a book about exploration.

Sex is confusing. Havelock Ellis understood sex better than anyone else in his lifetime — over thirty years he wrote the definitive text on sex in two centuries, the six-volume Studies in the Psychology of Sex. He set out “to solve the problem of sex,” but at the end of his career lamented that he had only discovered what questions to ask. Ellis was a virgin until his sixties, when he discovered, by accident, that his fetish was being peed on.

Ellis’ legacy, after he died, was intercepted by Freud, who re-problematized sex, from Freud to Phillip Roth. The Roth legacy of sexuality in fiction is men wallowing in their repression, and even in the 21st century artists — namely stand-up comics — still rely on a spectrum that goes from confused repression to clarified liberation.

Fraction and Zdarsky aren’t wallowing in their confusion. There’s a lot they don’t understand about sex. There’s a lot I don’t understand about sex. There’s a lot Jon and Suzie and Robert Rainbow and Jazmine St. Cocaine and Alix and even Poltergeist Carl Sagan don’t understand about their own sexualities. Sex Criminals isn’t out to explain anything, but to provide a playground in which these characters can explore themselves. They’re celebrating sex, and by extension the human experience, by exploring it. People, to paraphrase the life’s work of Walt Whitman, are worth celebrating not in spite of our complexity and occasional ambiguity, but because of them, because the breadth of possible experience implies a newness, a freshness, a perpetual reinvigoration.

What keeps all of this from being trite is the 14-year-old’s id, which pushes towards dynamism and away from static conclusions, except, perhaps, that floppy parts are funny. There is no sitting still in Sex Criminals. Artist Chip Zdarsky (Prison Funnies, Monster Cops) has a keen ability to layer colors in evasion of stagnancy — in Cumworld, especially, he turns the hues prismatic with enough space left over to shock the eye with the crispness of a Sex Police uniform or a Tentacle Porn Demon, and visible streaks of light keep our eyes moving across the panel. Elsewhere, the panels are shaped to barely contain the images within, so that they seem to be consistently bursting. Visual gags are anywhere they could be — one panel in issue ten of two people talking in a Pornes and Noble has at least 18 barely-visible parody book titles (among the hardest to see — Brave Poo World and BJ Salinger’s The Pitcher in the Guy). That panel might not be impressive if it didn’t also capture the nuanced flirting happening in it.

All of this doesn’t even mention the letter sections, where brimpers — defined in an early issue as folks who have sex with their partner’s hair, but having come to mean the community of Sex Criminals superfans — gather to confess or commiserate about their proclivities. If there’s already something sexual about watching characters explore their sexualities in the pages of the book itself, that’s just a prelude to the intimacy of the letter section, where sex advice, theory, anecdotes and jokes converge to illustrate an ethos rooted in both nerd and sex culture: finding where you have fun is the same as finding where you belong.

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