Those that follow Iowa City’s game day police reports may have noticed one arrest in particular involving an incredibly intoxicated fan.
Goudie, Samantha Lynne, 22 of Iowa City, IA for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1321 hours. Goudie was stopped for trying to enter the field. Goudie was unsteady on her feet. Goudie blew .341 PBT.
Deadspin picked up on this remarkable (potentially lethal) feat after “somebody found her Twitter account,” which led the popular sports blog to publish a timeline of Goudie’s alcohol-soaked escapades. Here are some of Goudie’s Tweets from the last 48 hours:
Just went to jail #yolo
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013
Blew a .341 in jail
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013
My mom had to get me out of jail and had to take a breathalizer #lmao
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013
My mom hates me too
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013
I’m going to get .341 tattooed on me because its so epic
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013
Ive gotten so many hate tweets because I was drunk…uh I get good grades sorry for being like every other college student
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) September 1, 2013
Go Hawks motherfuckers
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) September 1, 2013
Haters gon hate
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) September 1, 2013
I’m sorry guys but..I’m married to vodka
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) September 1, 2013
So, amid the University of Iowa’s unending campaign to disassociate itself from the party school reputation that precedes it, this is a thing that happened. Not that big of a deal, right?
Except Deadspin receives huge amounts of traffic, and in the last few hours “vodka_samm” has popped up in more than 1,300 Tweets. Several thousand people from across the nation have taken to Twitter to follow Goudie (she’s gained about 500 followers since I started writing this blog post), including New York Magazine editor Justin Miller.
I’m pretty sure that in a past life, I dated @Vodka_samm. And it might not have even been that long ago.
— Ben Axelrod (@BenAxelrod) September 1, 2013
@Vodka_samm is the #1 partier at the #1 party school in America. I guess that makes her the #1 party girl in the nation. #Nice
— regan (@reganwood324) September 1, 2013
I hope Iowa starts @Vodka_samm at QB next week #IowaHawkeyes
— Adam Martin (@adamwrestleview) September 1, 2013
At this time, Goudie continues to receive shout-outs from across the country, which she has diligently retweeted by the dozen. A simple Google search for “.341” shows just how far this story has spread over the last six hours.
Meanwhile, at Liquor Downtown (via Those Iowa Boys):
Ballin’ w/ @Vodka_samm at @LiquorDowntown pic.twitter.com/Krgo9hIhuZ
— Those Iowa Boys (@ThoseIowaBoys) September 1, 2013
How pissed is UI President Sally Mason right now? Pretty pissed, right?


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