Now for a sexxxy update on famed North Korean sex god Kim Jong-un and his sexy romps with the sexiest hotties his country has to offer. Last summer…
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Wonkette: In South Carolina, this one weird law lets anyone command the National Guard
Across our great nation, there are a whole lot of funny dumb laws. For example, the internet will tell you that in Boise, Idaho, it’s illegal to fish from the…
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Wire: Congrats, ‘sentencing a rapist to volunteer at a rape crisis center,’ you are the dumbest idea yet
We could probably write a “terribly inadequate rape sentences” post every day with our eyes closed and one hand tied behind our backs…
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Wonkette: Michael Grimm did not have sexual relations with that woman, commit perjury, wire fraud, tax evasion
We were pretty excited yesterday reading about the impending indictment of Rep. Michael Grimm (R-Staten Island, FUCK YOU BUDDY!) on federal…
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Sandbox: How does time feel?
Hello, I’m Carolyn Bergonzo, the current writer-in-residence at Public Space One. I’ll be posting regularly here about the project I’m working on during my residency: a series of linked essays about alterations to time perception brought on by a variety of “temporal objects”: a novel, a move from one city to another (and then, another), an artwork, a relationship, a film piece, and a correspondence between friends.
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Wonkette: Roid rage Rep. Michael Grimm indicted, will not resign to spend more time with his lawyers
We have had a great time the last few months laughing at the crusading Staten Island congressman Rep. Michael Grimm (R-Roid Rage) as he…
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Wonkette: Heroic Koch brothers save nashville from dystopian nightmare of rapid transit
Here’s some welcome news! In addition to fighting to keep America safe from the nightmare of health insurance, sending out fishwives…
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Wonkette: CNN looks into whether KKK can rebrand as kinder, kooler, kuddlier, possibly with happy meals
On Sunday, CNN finally found something other than Flight 370 to be blindingly stupid about, asking whether, in the wake of the murders of three people at a…
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Wonkette: Rich lady calls cops on statue of ‘Homeless Jesus’ for some reason that will definitely make sense
Let’s be honest. There is a lot of bad public art, like the terrifyingly large Marilyn Monroe statue or the rictus death smile Henry Winkler one, but sometimes…
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Wonkette: Donald Trump outraged that Barack Obama has revealed existence of NYC to our enemies
So here is your nontroversy of the afternoon: Donald Trump is furious that Barack Obama has mentioned the possibility of a terrorist nuclear attack….
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Wonkette: Obama meets new Pope, converts him To Islam
Did you all know Barack Obama is gallivanting around the world, telling the Hague he is going to blow up Manhattan we think (?) and then jetting off to see his fellow communist, New Pope, Francis I? Who does he think he is? Russell Crowe? We did not even know our Barry was gone, since all the […]
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Wonkette: Kansas Legislature simply cannot stop being awful, special abortion edition
So Kansas is really on track to be the Most Terrible State of 2014, which is a competition we just invented. This is the fifth time we’ve had to write a…
