For the past week, Donald Trump has been teasing his supporters with a surprise announcement scheduled for a rally today in Ames, but some Internet sleuths have already predicted who will join the billionaire businessman on the campaign trail. A flight tracker noticed that a private jet flew from Anchorage to Des Moines last night […]
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Surprises predicted at big GOP caucus night
Jeff Kaufmann, the chair of the Iowa GOP, predicted a “surprise” or two on caucus night. Instead of the traditional three tickets out of Iowa, Kaufmann said in an interview on Monday that there could be as many as five candidates gaining some momentum in Iowa. “We may have a surprise in third that of […]
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Wonkette: Ted Cruz will ram missiles down Putin’s throat in a firm and manly way
Just in case you were worried that we hadn’t heard enough stupid ideas from the Git Tuff On Roosha wing of the GOP, Ted Cruz weighed in Monday with…
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Wire: As God is his witness, Ted Cruz will never be canadian again
It certainly took bloody long enough, but Sen. Ted “100% Americanlike” Cruz (R-Poutine) is finally taking action to formally renounce his Canadian citizenship, which…
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Ted Cruz to ALEC: ‘stand your ground.’ ALEC to Ted Cruz: whatchoo talkin’ ‘bout?
Now, look, Ted Cruz, just because the American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC) wrote model “stand your ground” legislation that got adopted by a whole…
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Wire: Ted Cruz bravely joins Senate in passing bill He yammered against for 21 hours
(via Wonkette) 21-hour not-quite filibuster, Senator Ted Cruz (R-Alberta) warned that “Any senator who votes [to allow debate on the House continuing resolution to fund…
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Wire: Ted Cruz, humble man of the people, refused to study with anyone from ‘The Lesser Ivies’
(via Wonkette) Ted Cruz is a man of the people, from humble roots. Just ask Sarah Palin, who knows a thing or two about selling herself as a simple down-home…
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Wire: Canadian Ted Cruz shocked — shocked! — to learn he is Canadian
(via Wonkette) Ivy-league graduate and Harvard Law Review editor Ted Cruz is a startling example of how a Grade A Dumbass can become a U.S. Senator…
